Saturday, April 28, 2007

"Working Hard On My Game"

We went out last night. I had my tasks, more kino as soon as you open, (girls can get away with sooooo much stuff) walk with a straight spine, and use my natural voice.

Funny thing, about the voice, is that I learnt a while back that people wouldn't listen to a little meek voice saying "hello, um, how are you?"

They will listen to "HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK, WHATS YOUR NAME? I LIKE FLOWERS, YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE? YEAH YOU'RE AWESOME! Or whatever would come out of my mouth. It's kind of funny if you're watching me in action, you see this little girl (me) yelling at a bunch of women, "WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT BOOB IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LEFT!? NO WAY!? SO IS MINE! WE"RE LIKE TWINS!"


Anyways, so we went out and I spoke like myself. Whoa baby, it worked. The thing was that I needed to learn how to get someone's attention in the beginning; to step out of my uber dork cannot approach to save my life phase. But now that I have graduated to dork, I can start talking like I do when Stephane and I are together. Using my natural voice.

So we walked into the bar, and the first girl I see that I liked, I went up to her, (She was super tall and looked like a model, tres tres cute) and just looked at her and said "Hey" I didn't spit any super game or anything, just went up to her and started touching her and giving her hugs and then kissed her. But then her guy friends came over and started to do stupid shit. So I turned to her and said, "look, I really like you, and we'll get together this week. Your friends are kind of annoying (to which she said sorry, I know) and if we exchange numbers you're sure you'll remember me when we talk tomorrow? Or are you too drunk?" She said" No no no! I will remember! I'm NOT too drunk!"

So we exchanged numbers, and I will give her a call later today, don't know where it will go but I learnt a lot of new things while in that set. After ejecting, I turned around to the next girl I could find that I was attracted to. Kino, Marilyn Monroe style, then told her friend that she was cute, (British accent, and her name was Domino) and she got all uptight and said "I don't like women." So I turned to the friend and said, "wow! Is she always like this? She's really homophobic? No no, don't apologize for her, it's okay, I like you though, I have some one you should meet." I brought her over to Stephane, but on the way there I ran into the first girl, (model hot girl) and her attraction for me sparked sky high because she saw me with this other girl.

Lesson learnt. Don't count your girls before they’re in your bed and into your hearts. (This particular one has taken quite a while; I used to just spend THE WHOLE NIGHT with one girl that didn't fully qualify.)

Anyways, the model girl touched me and kissed me goodnight and make all kinds of lovey-dovey sweetness call me stuff. Was nice, and especially nice while she was doing this in front of the other girl. So model girl left. And then I started working on girl number two. Started running sets with her, and teaching her how to be a good girl, lol, then I introduced her to Stephane and he took off like a rocket.

Downstairs I spotted two HOT girls. Looked like they had just stepped out of a magazine, totally rockin', but not my total cup of tea due to the fact that they were kind of boring, they were they’re the type of girls that are expecting to be entertained, and not really contributing anything to the conversation. So I grabbed them both by the hands and flung them up the stairs to the bar where they ordered drinks, and I started talking to another girl at the bar. I was on fire!

Anyway, I met a girl who was deaf, which was great because I have a pen and paper with me at all times, so we had a nice little conversation via writing. She was sweet and totally happy that I had a pen and paper. Turns out most people had tried talking to her and then kind of gave up because she signs, and well most people cannot. Gave her my e-mail address and the ideaGasms website :o)

Then flew around the bar with Stephane opening everyone everywhere. We had a blast.

The last girl I opened that night was one of the coolest chicks. She was sitting down with a tiara on and she had pink hair and a little piercing on her face, but a super cute one. I walked directly up to her, sat down told her I had only a second but that I wanted to know something. I asked her flat out if she was bisexual. She almost cried, (she had those big doe eyes) and she almost screamed YES! So I pummeled her with ideaGasms consciousness... It was a beautiful thing. Turns out she was with a bunch of guys and some other guy had hit on her and all of her guy friends had decided to play hero and go beat him up. So they left her alone to the mercy of me. Mouahahahah!

Anyways, it was a beautiful way to end the night.

I went downstairs and grabbed Suicide Bomber and DragonButterDave who were making' a ruckus all over the place. David is hilarious and a tornado. Meanwhile SB was hugging everything in sight. They make a great team. Stephane grabbed some hot tall blond girl and orchestrated a whole pick-up for/with me. It was going really well. Laughing, giggling, touching, having a well rounded good time. Then her guy friend came along and almost yelled at her for being with us, (he wanted to go eat or something) he obviously did not approve of her being happy, all of a sudden she turned to Stephane and said, "Are you some porno director?”

Funny how people will suddenly turn around and be really snotty after someone disapproves of them. She really liked us too, but because her friend didn’t too bad so sad! :o) Too bad for her, she didn’t really know who we were, heehee….

Anyways, that was the fun and giggles of the evening in a nutshell. There will be more to come!

Loves and giggles and licks
Ghita

Monday, April 23, 2007

"Hardcore Tam-Tam Lessons and Mucho Blushing"

So, yesterday Stephane gave me some more tips for my game.

- Posture. Hold my head up high, shoulders back, be 'arrogant"

- KINO: Be more touchy-feely with girls, treat them like they're aleady my girlfriend, and use touching as a qualifier to see if they can handle it (dismiss them immediately when they get too uptight and freeze)

- Use my authentic voice tone, soft, soft soft.

Recently I've been taking ballet classes and my posture has improved big time, so I've been thinking to myself that I'm some big hot-shot chickie-poo strutting around doing my thing.

So when he told me that my posture still needed a lot of work, I got super embarrassed ;)

So now, when I walking down the street I will keep my head erect! And let my chin lead the way. Stephane said something today, "A Bitch is a girl who is not insecure." And when I walk like that I get all kinds of people giving me the look, you know the one. "WHO in the world does THAT GIRL think she is?" and then they go home and secretly wish that they were you.

Next lesson...being more touchy feely. Geez, this one made me blush so much and made me want to hide out in a cafe until the parade was over. (We were walking with a whole bunch of people down MontRoyal Ave.) So, I was getting my lesson while there were a whole slew of people around. God I love social pressure....I'm actually serious :o)

BE MORE TOUCHY FEELY. Geez I was totally not expecting this one, (well... maybe on some level!) I had really worked hard last summer in turning into more of a closer/kino/rip your shirt off while being feminine kind of girl.

So when Steph said, "You have to work on it", well blushing kicked in. So he explained: When you're with someone who wants to touch you and then doesn't, but has it in their head that they want to touch you, and you're all creeped out by it because you KNOW what they WANT to, it's a slightly more icky situation to be in than the one where the person IS touching you and you can just tell 'em to stop. (He said it more eloquently mind you...)

Well, the above lesson took me about an hour to get in properly. I had to go through all of my little filters of insecurity and all that jazz so it could finally sink in on a deeper level. Learning this sutff is hard on the ego! Man o man... I mean the STUFF your brain comes up to counter-attack what is good for you and part of the learning process is hilarious! Steph says that 95% of guys just READ about improving their game, but don't actually have the courage to look at themselves, and I understand why! Learning the game is the most embarassing thing you could ever do because it forces you to take a good hard look at what a true dork you are ;)

So spanks... Thank you Jungle King for taking the time to help me get my inner/outer game to the next level! And for all those loving spanks, you are always right, and althought it stings... I love it. This is summer is going to be exceptional, and I for one cannot wait to get my game up to the next level baby!

oooo I sucha dork :o)

Blushing,

Ghita

Friday, April 20, 2007

"Spring Has Arrived!"


It is finally here! Montreal is bursting at the seams with life. Stephane and I took a walk on Mont-Royal down to Park la Fontaine and did some cleansing in the park. It was beautiful, the crocuses are flowering and the buds on the trees and bushes are just starting to pop out, a few more rainfalls from big Momma Earth and we've got ourselves a fully fledged spring!

One thing I really love about Montreal is that we have the full effect of the 4 seasons. So after the hard winter of being stuck inside getting cabin fever, eating a lot of food and plowing through work, when spring hits everyone goes a bit nutty, which is perfect! It is literally the ideal time to go out and meet people since it is "mating season" for us humans, hahaha...

Somebody asked me what I do in my typical day. The answer? I wake up happy, and go to sleep happy. Why am I so happy? Well, I've got the best man you could every hope to dream of having living and enjoying life with me.

"love is all you need" The Beatles knew what they were talking about. And spring? Spring is all about love, the red energy coming up into our feet after a long winter, the buds of love, the flowers of love, and the love of life returns to us all.

I love being sappy.. speaking of sap, one other thing I love about living here is the Maple Syrup. The real stuff. None of that auntie this or fenugreek that, no no, the real stuff. Real red energy, there is nothing like it. I remember Stephane and I went traveling to Kelowna last year and ordered pancakes, they brought us really gross syrup, we asked for maple syrup and they looked at us like we were nuts. So on a side note for myself, the next time I go travelling, I'm bringin myself two cans of the stuff.
Je vous adore!
Ghita

p.s. Stephane did a real sweet thing today, he helped this older woman carry her wet laundry up two flights of stairs, she asked me while he was busy, why we moved here, and I told her, "Look around you, life is beautiful here."
If you ever come to Montreal, and you're here on a Sunday, you have to come to the Tam-tams. A bunch of people all get together on Mont-Royal (the mountain, or hill rather...) and they bring things to sell, and people bring their drums and everybody has a huge party throughout the whole day. It's like a giant pik-nik - you suntan, you eat good food, you shop around in the little market area where people sell handmade clothes, jewlery etc., you meet people, you lounge around and take it easy...for the whole day.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

"Complaints and Grievances"

So recently, I have been running into a lot of old high school friends, and it's been interesting to see the reaction that I have been getting. It goes something like this:

Friend: "Whoa, Ghita? OH MY GOD! Is that you?! How ARE you?"
Translation: OH MY GOD! I cannot believe it's actually you! You look so good, what the HELL have you been doing? I've heard all this stuff about you being a pornstar!
ME: "Absolutly fantastic, thanks for asking!"
Friend: "Wow, you look sooo good! So... what HAVE you been doing?"
Translation: I heard a rumor that you're doing porn, and I believed the rumor, and holy shit you look sooo good, you GLOW.. maybe I should do porn!?
Anyway, I've always answered with "I help my boyfriend Stephane whom I been with for almost 3 years, run a buisness, and I live in the Plateau Mont-Royal with our cat... and what have you been up to?"
I've always kept it short and sweet.. Like I usually feel that they had already pre-judged me and had their own preconceived notions of who I am, and what I do ("porn"). And I concluded that I shouldn't bother trying to change their perceptions of me.
BUT... Last week, Stephane and I were out, and I ran into some old friends of mine...
So I see these two girls and they ask me the two questions: "How ARE you." and "What HAVE you been doing?" meanwhile their body language is saying, "so, are you doing porn or....?"
Whatever.. so I'm like, "Hey guys, glad to see you guys look healthy and well, and the questions you want to ask me is, if I am doing porn right?"
To which they reply in a shocked tone: "ohh! um, yea?! Are you? I heard some stuff..."
"No guys, I am not doing porn. What I am doing is running a buisness with my boyfriend Stephane, it's called ideaGasms® and the 'porn' that you are reffering to is a instructional educational DVD we made on how to teach couples how to enhance their sex lives, release pent up sexual frustrations, stress and have multiple whole body ejaculatory orgasms. And yes, I am openly bisexual."
Them: "ooooooo."
Translations: Woah! What did she just say? I wasn't actually listening.. plus it was way over my head! :o)
So anyway, old high school friends, this post is for you, if you see me on the street or find me online, just ask, don't beat around the bush. Just ask me nicely, and please, next time you hear a 'rumor' about anyone, about anything, don't just believe it on the fly, dig deeper, and research, for example, when you come to the website, don't just click on pictures and judge from that, actually READ what is written, and then you can make a full based judgement on what ideaGasms is about.
You jealous retards! ;)
Kisses,
Ghita

Saturday, April 14, 2007

"Getting Slapped By Women"

So last night Stephane - oops, I mean Jungle King, haha.. and I went out to one of my best GF's birthday party. It was Friday the 13th, and rainy and essentialy pretty dead. Anyway, we had a rocking good time. And I got slapped in the face by a girl.

It was kind of funny really. I had talked to her previously and so had Stephane, and she was cool. Then I sat down beside her, and talked a little bit. Then I kissed her, just like a little peck, (like a chicken) on the conrner of her mouth. HOLY SMOKES! She flipped out, slapped me and pushed me and then started calling me a slut, and a whoare and essentially throwing the biggest temper tantrum I have ever seen. Three year old kids throwing tantrums are way more chillled out than this girl, seriously.

So I looked at her and laughed, told her she seemed upset, and that she was a fiesty one, which pissed her off even more. I mean, like you could see the smoke coming out of her ears. Anyway, while she was throwing this shit fit, and I was all too calm, I got up, said it was nice too meet you and went to the bathroom.
Well, she followed me, and then started to bitch me out in the bathroom. Calling me a dyke, and bla bla bla...

You know when you're really calm and collected and someone is really pissed off, they get even more pissed off? And when you try to talk to them normally, they freak out even more? And because your so cool, you kind of start laughing at the ridiculousness of the other persons behaviour? Which pisses them off even more? Well, that is exactly what was going down. Then another girl came in the bathroom to see what was happening, and because this girl was screming her head off I could not really get a word in edgewise. Which was fine, I mean, what is the point of trying to talk to someone when they won't even listen and are way too emotional to even try to listen?

So I took my leave, and went back to the bar smiling. I had just had a rocking good time, kept my cool, did not let this girl intimidate me, did not feel guilty for my actions and had throughly handled the situation quite well. I wish I had just 5 percent of the this innergame when I was in high school.

Anyways meanwhile, Stephane had thrown a drink on her, quite to the satisfaction of her boyfriend, who by that time had become our new best friend. He had been in the relationship for 5 years, and obviously in need of the GTP. I mean the whole time this was going down he kind of sat there smiling, and enjoying the emotional ride and the instability of his girlfriend. You could kind of tell that he had been waiting a long time for something like this to happen.

So I got my drink, and went outside, and then people started asking me what happened. Stephane almost got thrown out of the bar, but then when the bouncers found out what had really happened and they realized that this girl was over reacting, they asked her to leave instead.

So a whole bunch of people are around me and I tell them the situation: I pecked a girl on the side of her lips and she had a shit fit. Then started calling me a slut, whoare, disgusting, dyke and that I was dirty and stupid, and essentialy all those lovely things..

If she only knew : The world is you mirror. Every thing that she said to me, is what she thinks and judges about herself. If she had known that I think that maybe she would not have reacted in such a way. The thing is, she is probably a nice girl, but at that moment in time she was not.

The respect and admiration I got from people was great, they kept on asking me how exactly did it go down. I pecked every girl in the bar as a demonstration of what I did to the first girl. And every girl was like, "whoaa, that is it? Wow she freaked over a little peck?"

The night was fun and all is well that ends well.
WHEEE! we might be going to Texas! ohh yeah oh yea, gotten love the Texas drawls... Stephane and I agree - TX women are HOT.
lots of love
Ghita

p.s. little side note about kissing: when you kiss a girl, just make it a small peck at first. None of that lick your lips and go in for the kiss with your mouth wide open and your tongue jetting out like a piranha ready to attack. It just not cool.
p.p.s. FACT: Most girls are terrible kissers! :-o

Friday, April 13, 2007

"POPPING THE BLOGGER CHERRY!"

Hello!
I just wanted to pop my blogger cherry be saying hello to all you wonderful people. I have been working like a mad woman. Before I met Stephane, I had honestly NO work ethic. I mean, work? What is this? Is it food? NO?
Now, It's been streamlined into my everyday rituals. Wake up, chakra cleanse, eat, espresso, shower, eat, work, eat, work, chakra cleanse, eat, cudddle Berties (our cat) clean, eat and then clean. Then at nightime, we usually relax, take the time for each other and ourselves, maybe watch a National Geographic, or a movie, or review the day, and then listen to a meditation or some "Tobias" with a tea and then sleep.
I eat a lot, I eat more than Stephane does. I love food. Foddies is one of the best things in life. You spend a huge majority of your life eating (rather, working to buy the food, shopping for the food, preparing the food, and then cleaning up after eating) which is why I think most first dates are usually at a restaurant, I mean, if you are going to be with someone, and the majority of time spent together is around eating, it seems like a pretty good idea to make sure that you enjoy eating with them no?
When I met Stephane, I could bake anything, but cooking? Forget about it, my diet consisted of a lot of veggies and fruits with baked goods. Stephane taught me how to time a meal, and making enough (not too much not too little) and getting it ready for when we both were hungry, it took a while, with a lot of eating out in the beginning, but now, yours truly can cook. Whee!
There are so many things that Stephane has taught me, many of them you know (Newsletters, GTP, Squirt DVD, Chakras) but there are other little things that you don't. He really is an amazing man. When I wake up in the morning I am so overjoyed to be with him and my heart swells with love and I sometimes cry. We're kind of like that couple that people see and get grossed out because we're so in love and perfect but at the same time that kind of love is exactly what they want. I love it!
Anyway, we are going out tonight, so hopefully I will have some juicy bisexual adventures stuff to post tomorrow...
lots of love
Ghita