So last night Stephane - oops, I mean Jungle King, haha.. and I went out to one of my best GF's birthday party. It was Friday the 13th, and rainy and essentialy pretty dead. Anyway, we had a rocking good time. And I got slapped in the face by a girl.
It was kind of funny really. I had talked to her previously and so had Stephane, and she was cool. Then I sat down beside her, and talked a little bit. Then I kissed her, just like a little peck, (like a chicken) on the conrner of her mouth. HOLY SMOKES! She flipped out, slapped me and pushed me and then started calling me a slut, and a whoare and essentially throwing the biggest temper tantrum I have ever seen. Three year old kids throwing tantrums are way more chillled out than this girl, seriously.
So I looked at her and laughed, told her she seemed upset, and that she was a fiesty one, which pissed her off even more. I mean, like you could see the smoke coming out of her ears. Anyway, while she was throwing this shit fit, and I was all too calm, I got up, said it was nice too meet you and went to the bathroom.
Well, she followed me, and then started to bitch me out in the bathroom. Calling me a dyke, and bla bla bla...
You know when you're really calm and collected and someone is really pissed off, they get even more pissed off? And when you try to talk to them normally, they freak out even more? And because your so cool, you kind of start laughing at the ridiculousness of the other persons behaviour? Which pisses them off even more? Well, that is exactly what was going down. Then another girl came in the bathroom to see what was happening, and because this girl was screming her head off I could not really get a word in edgewise. Which was fine, I mean, what is the point of trying to talk to someone when they won't even listen and are way too emotional to even try to listen?
So I took my leave, and went back to the bar smiling. I had just had a rocking good time, kept my cool, did not let this girl intimidate me, did not feel guilty for my actions and had throughly handled the situation quite well. I wish I had just 5 percent of the this innergame when I was in high school.
Anyways meanwhile, Stephane had thrown a drink on her, quite to the satisfaction of her boyfriend, who by that time had become our new best friend. He had been in the relationship for 5 years, and obviously in need of the GTP. I mean the whole time this was going down he kind of sat there smiling, and enjoying the emotional ride and the instability of his girlfriend. You could kind of tell that he had been waiting a long time for something like this to happen.
So I got my drink, and went outside, and then people started asking me what happened. Stephane almost got thrown out of the bar, but then when the bouncers found out what had really happened and they realized that this girl was over reacting, they asked her to leave instead.
So a whole bunch of people are around me and I tell them the situation: I pecked a girl on the side of her lips and she had a shit fit. Then started calling me a slut, whoare, disgusting, dyke and that I was dirty and stupid, and essentialy all those lovely things..
If she only knew : The world is you mirror. Every thing that she said to me, is what she thinks and judges about herself. If she had known that I think that maybe she would not have reacted in such a way. The thing is, she is probably a nice girl, but at that moment in time she was not.
The respect and admiration I got from people was great, they kept on asking me how exactly did it go down. I pecked every girl in the bar as a demonstration of what I did to the first girl. And every girl was like, "whoaa, that is it? Wow she freaked over a little peck?"
The night was fun and all is well that ends well.
WHEEE! we might be going to Texas! ohh yeah oh yea, gotten love the Texas drawls... Stephane and I agree - TX women are HOT.
lots of love
Ghita
p.s. little side note about kissing: when you kiss a girl, just make it a small peck at first. None of that lick your lips and go in for the kiss with your mouth wide open and your tongue jetting out like a piranha ready to attack. It just not cool.
p.p.s. FACT: Most girls are terrible kissers! :-o
