We went out last night. I had my tasks, more kino as soon as you open, (girls can get away with sooooo much stuff) walk with a straight spine, and use my natural voice.
Funny thing, about the voice, is that I learnt a while back that people wouldn't listen to a little meek voice saying "hello, um, how are you?"
They will listen to "HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK, WHATS YOUR NAME? I LIKE FLOWERS, YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE? YEAH YOU'RE AWESOME! Or whatever would come out of my mouth. It's kind of funny if you're watching me in action, you see this little girl (me) yelling at a bunch of women, "WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT BOOB IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LEFT!? NO WAY!? SO IS MINE! WE"RE LIKE TWINS!"
Anyways, so we went out and I spoke like myself. Whoa baby, it worked. The thing was that I needed to learn how to get someone's attention in the beginning; to step out of my uber dork cannot approach to save my life phase. But now that I have graduated to dork, I can start talking like I do when Stephane and I are together. Using my natural voice.
So we walked into the bar, and the first girl I see that I liked, I went up to her, (She was super tall and looked like a model, tres tres cute) and just looked at her and said "Hey" I didn't spit any super game or anything, just went up to her and started touching her and giving her hugs and then kissed her. But then her guy friends came over and started to do stupid shit. So I turned to her and said, "look, I really like you, and we'll get together this week. Your friends are kind of annoying (to which she said sorry, I know) and if we exchange numbers you're sure you'll remember me when we talk tomorrow? Or are you too drunk?" She said" No no no! I will remember! I'm NOT too drunk!"
So we exchanged numbers, and I will give her a call later today, don't know where it will go but I learnt a lot of new things while in that set. After ejecting, I turned around to the next girl I could find that I was attracted to. Kino, Marilyn Monroe style, then told her friend that she was cute, (British accent, and her name was Domino) and she got all uptight and said "I don't like women." So I turned to the friend and said, "wow! Is she always like this? She's really homophobic? No no, don't apologize for her, it's okay, I like you though, I have some one you should meet." I brought her over to Stephane, but on the way there I ran into the first girl, (model hot girl) and her attraction for me sparked sky high because she saw me with this other girl.
Lesson learnt. Don't count your girls before they’re in your bed and into your hearts. (This particular one has taken quite a while; I used to just spend THE WHOLE NIGHT with one girl that didn't fully qualify.)
Anyways, the model girl touched me and kissed me goodnight and make all kinds of lovey-dovey sweetness call me stuff. Was nice, and especially nice while she was doing this in front of the other girl. So model girl left. And then I started working on girl number two. Started running sets with her, and teaching her how to be a good girl, lol, then I introduced her to Stephane and he took off like a rocket.
Downstairs I spotted two HOT girls. Looked like they had just stepped out of a magazine, totally rockin', but not my total cup of tea due to the fact that they were kind of boring, they were they’re the type of girls that are expecting to be entertained, and not really contributing anything to the conversation. So I grabbed them both by the hands and flung them up the stairs to the bar where they ordered drinks, and I started talking to another girl at the bar. I was on fire!
Anyway, I met a girl who was deaf, which was great because I have a pen and paper with me at all times, so we had a nice little conversation via writing. She was sweet and totally happy that I had a pen and paper. Turns out most people had tried talking to her and then kind of gave up because she signs, and well most people cannot. Gave her my e-mail address and the ideaGasms website :o)
Then flew around the bar with Stephane opening everyone everywhere. We had a blast.
The last girl I opened that night was one of the coolest chicks. She was sitting down with a tiara on and she had pink hair and a little piercing on her face, but a super cute one. I walked directly up to her, sat down told her I had only a second but that I wanted to know something. I asked her flat out if she was bisexual. She almost cried, (she had those big doe eyes) and she almost screamed YES! So I pummeled her with ideaGasms consciousness... It was a beautiful thing. Turns out she was with a bunch of guys and some other guy had hit on her and all of her guy friends had decided to play hero and go beat him up. So they left her alone to the mercy of me. Mouahahahah!
Anyways, it was a beautiful way to end the night.
I went downstairs and grabbed Suicide Bomber and DragonButterDave who were making' a ruckus all over the place. David is hilarious and a tornado. Meanwhile SB was hugging everything in sight. They make a great team. Stephane grabbed some hot tall blond girl and orchestrated a whole pick-up for/with me. It was going really well. Laughing, giggling, touching, having a well rounded good time. Then her guy friend came along and almost yelled at her for being with us, (he wanted to go eat or something) he obviously did not approve of her being happy, all of a sudden she turned to Stephane and said, "Are you some porno director?”
Funny how people will suddenly turn around and be really snotty after someone disapproves of them. She really liked us too, but because her friend didn’t too bad so sad! :o) Too bad for her, she didn’t really know who we were, heehee….
Anyways, that was the fun and giggles of the evening in a nutshell. There will be more to come!
Loves and giggles and licks
Ghita
