"The O.N.S. Field Report"

Thursday Night May 24th

Jungle King and I went out to have a nice supper. We bought a bottle of wine and decided to go to an 'Approtez Votre Vin' place. We kept walking and walking and we couldn't find any, we were tired, we had a long day, and I was in the mood for fish. We finally decided to stop at this great little place whose specialty was fish. The waiter liked us so much he let us have our wine, which was tres cool of him.

(I had my first ever Red Snapper, it was FANTASTIC!)

Over supper we were talking about my game.

Stephane had this great idea, and when he gets an idea everything else disappears, he has so much fun playing around with sentences, he's done so much pickup that he's got all this data in his mind of what to say when to say it, how to say it and things I have never even thought about. I mean you should see him when he's on a writing streak. I could talk to him and talk to him and nothing will go in. He's just so focused on what he is doing, it drives me up the wall sometimes because I will ask him if he's hungry and give him some choices for supper and he won't answer and I'll ask again and he won't answer so I'll go and work on the computer or whatever, and then a little while later he'll be asking me "I'm really hungry! What's for supper! I want to eat now, where have you been?"

Anyway, during these moments of his writing genius I've come to the great conclusion of "make whatever you want for supper, put it in front of him and he'll eat it, do not wait, or else the bear comes out of the cave very hungry"
You don't want to see Stephane hungry, he's sooo cranky, it's kind of cute really, and one of the many reasons I love him so much. He gets cranky when he's hungry, I had to learn a while ago that it wasn't about me, but my timing ;o)

Back to the great idea which we chose to call the "O.N.S." routine.
(One Night Stand Routine)

"Hey I've got a pretty direct question to ask you and if this freaks you out in any way, just give me the finger and I'll leave right away."
(Wait for her to give you the OK)
"Have you ever shared a sexual experience...(wait 4 full seconds, for effect) with a girl? (Giggle)

I wanted to get this right, the voice tone, taking my time to curb every word, the look, the giggle, the pause, the stance, so I practiced it almost fifty times with Stephane correcting me.

I got it down pretty pat, and the next step was what the girls answer would be to my direct question.

If she looked all shocked like a deer in headlights my answer " I can see that I've freaked you out, I'm really sorry, have a great night."

If she smiles and can handle it - awesome... just turn around and say sweetly "My name is Ghita"

So, armed with a new fun routine we could play around with, we left the little resto and proceed to walk down St-Denis and go hunting.

It was really hot and humid out and I was wearing some white short shorts and a little black tank top. We sat down on some steps and drank our water bottles and the first set of the night rolled up. She was with a guy and was wearing a see-through dress and had black lace undies and bra on underneath, at first I was so enthralled with what she was wearing that she passed by and it was only then that I reacted, (I'm like a horny guy checking out babes ;o)

Me: I love your dress!
Her: I love your outfit!
M: Thank you!
M: How long have you two been together?
H: We're not!
M: Great! He doesn't mind then if I pick you up?
H: (laughing) NO!
M: Great so let's go grab a drink!
H: I cannot!
M: Too bad for you!
H: Some other time?
M: No! Now or never...
H: I'm so sorry!
M: It's okay, I never liked you anyway!
H: Awe!

The line "I never liked you anyway" is thanks to Stephane, cause I was kind of stuck because this girl really liked me, so thank you Stephane for helping me become a better PUA.

We saw a bar across the street that looked quite promising from the outside so we decided to go and check it out. We walked in and paid 5$ each to get in, the girl who stamps your hand was the cutest girl in sight, so this was the second set of the evening.

M: Hey, I've got a pretty direct question to ask you, and tell me if this freaks you out or anything, just give me the finger and I'll leave.
H: Okay (smiling sweetly)
M: I've always wanted to have a one-night stand...(I didn't finish the routine when she answered right away)
H: (real bitchy like) No. Not interested.
M: Okay, I can see that I've weirded you out, I'm really sorry have a great night. (I really meant it too)

I went to see Stephane and told him that she was freaked out, he had been watching and was all proud of me that I had handled her snappiness so well, like my body language didn't even flinch, I was pretty pleased myself :o)

We went to the back of the bar, because the front area was a total sausage party, when we got to the back we were sadly disappointed, it was a sausage party back there too. So I said to Stephane, "Why don't I go back to the girl and ask for a refund?" He said laughing, yeah!

So I went up to her and said, " Can I have a refund? I'm leaving, it's too dead here."

She was really embarrassed about being so snappy with me, I was really considerate of her feelings, and she obviously felt bad about her lack of emotional maturity, so she gave me the money back (a no-no in bars/clubs) and we left.

Sweeeeet! I'm as happy as a pigeon that just shat on McD's golden arches.

So, we continue down the street and see two girls that look like they might be dating. Now whenever I see two girls that might be dating I always want to ask them how they met. So we stopped to talk to them, they were cool, Stephane was so funny, he was telling one of them how often girls treat him like a piece of meat and how annoying it was, and the girl was like, 'oh my, really? That is so bad!"

hahahahaha... we told them that we'd see them at the Tam tams, this usually happens a lot, we see people on the street and talk to them and then one day they pop up somewhere and they usually say "Oh my god! You sooo made my night when you talked to me on the street! You're so awesome!" which is great, but most of the time I have to figure out when I met them what their name is, this is the funny part about pickup, they remember YOU really well, but you have no idea who they are :o)

We ran a few other sets that night but it became kind of dead towards the end. We ran into some people that we knew, which is always a funny experience. They find out what we do and kinda freak out a little bit, and then get slightly embarrassed and then interested. We sat down with them at their table on the terrace on Prince Arthur Street. Behind us there was a bar and there was this super cute girl in short shorts standing there with two guys.

Stephane said to me "Go. She has extremely high buying temperature. Go." I looked over at the girl and was like, "She does?" (I can never really spot it, note to self: work on spotting HBT) Now Stephane rolls his eyes and looks at me in the way that says, "Ghita, I know what I'm doing." hahahaha, so I got up and walked over to her and said, "Those are fucking cute short shorts."

She turns around and almost jumps into my arms, I swear to god. It was fantastic. She's like oh my god! You are so fucking hot! I said Thank you, so are you.
H: What's you name?
M: Ghita.. What’s yours?
H: *Insert forgotten name here*
H: Are you here? (At the bar she was at)
M: No, with friends over there. I had to come over though and pick you up, you're too cute to resist. We're like twins with these shorts.
H: Oh! You're fucking awesome! I love you!
(I love it when girls profess their love for me within a few seconds of meeting me, lets me know what we're dealing with)
M: well I love you too. We'd better hug and cuddle again then!
(Hugging)

All of a sudden her two guy friends get all stupid and start surrounding us and asking if they can take freakin' pictures with their phone. (I thought they were cool cause they left us alone, but it turned out they're just horny geek boys)

I said no. Then they asked if I had a boyfriend, I said I'm a lesbian with one exception; Stephane (I pointed to where he was sitting) And I said do you mind if I talk to your friend? They said no, but then they asked if they could take pictures AGAIN, I said no, and turned to the girl and told her," You're fucking awesome, and I'd love to hook up with you but your friends are too much, sorry babe, have a great night."

She was really apologetic, I told her not to worry about it and that she could give me a call, I gave her my card and left.

I didn't know that Stephane had told everyone at our table to look at me do pickup. They had that shocked look on their faces like, "holy smokes I cannot believe you just did that."

When I first started pickup it was such a struggle to even talk to a girl so I know how they felt, it's like socially unacceptable to go up to someone and talk to them. People are scared of other people, and especially of disapproval, so they act like real idiots.

Well they all decided to head on up St-Laurent and one of the guys that was with us was all gung-ho about pickup, I thought he was gay at first to tell you the truth. Very feminine, but as we were walking up the street, he was almost taking notes. We ran quite a few street sets. One of the last ones of the night were two lesbians, Stephane had a lot of fun with them and at the end of it they both loved him - actually one loved him but wanted him to leave because her girlfriend was falling for him too hard, too quickly. Either way, it's beautiful to see Stephane in his element, surrounded by beauties that are giggling and touching him... We were really tired and just decided to go home and sleep, which was great. It's a beautiful thing doing pickup with the one you love and then going home with them and talking about all the things that happened while we were out.

We will be working on the ONS routine a lot more this summer, plus we have Stephane's brain which is jam-packed full of goodies! Whooo-hoo!

From Montreal with love,
Ghita

"Letter From A Pink-Haired Girl"

Letter from a girl:
helloo there beautiful!!
i hope u remember our encounter..it made my night...i dont remember the name of the bar but i am the girl with the pink tiara, lip ring, and pink hair u met at the end of april.
i was just dropping a line...finally got to check out ideagasms.net and i love it..signed up for the newsletter and i'm looking forward to spicing up my love life!
i also wanted to say thank you. i posted a picture of us on facebook, quoting our meeting and your website in the caption. well, my mother had also heard of ideagasms, and when she saw the site she decided to check it out...and after reading through your blog, she came across the entry describing me and our encounter. needless to say, a fair amount of awkwardness on my part has been allieviated, as my mother didn't know i'm bisexual, and now i dont need to tell her!! [she also mentioned, before i checked out the blog, how she doesnt care what her daughter does blahblah..much more accepting than i thought she'd be] just random happy thing of the day..wanted to share it with you.
hopefully we can stay in touch and get together next time i'm in montreal...
giggles&kisses
xo
ps i've attached a picture of us from that night.

Hey Giggles&Kisses,

Of course I remember you, you made my night as well, I had a fantastic time talking to you and you gave me so much good energy.. actively picking up chicks can get discouraging at times, but there are cool girls out there (like you) that are proud of their sexuality and are more interesting to talk to than a piece of furniture :o)

So thank you for writing, you made my day :o)

Funny, I have the same picture of us, we must have shot it at exactly the same time, and I do not mind at all that you posted it on facebook, your bringing more people to ideaGasms and helping out a number of people who happen to pass by that pic and see the caption. (I have a facebook account so you can add me)

I'm surprised that your mother heard about IG, it's a small world indeed. And I'm also glad to hear that she didn't have a shit fit when she found out you're bisexual, and is actually cool about it. You must have had a great weight lifted off your shoulders, I felt that way when I told my mom, but she didn't exactly take it very well... (she freaked, lol)

It's too bad you didn't meet Stephane when you were here, so the next time you come to Montreal we'll hang out for sure. Summertime is pretty crazy around here, it's boiling hot today but beautiful and everyone is out, plus it's Thursday so it'll be pretty nuts downtown. When you come down we'll teach you some pickup :o)

kisses 'n' giggles to you too, and much love,
Ghita

"Stephane Fed Me Water With An Eye-Dropper"

This past weekend my face looked like a chipmunk that had eaten way too many nuts. I got my wisdom teeth pulled out on Thursday, and was unable to do or eat much of anything. It was kind of like a vacation thanks to the painkillers, but I'm so tired of soup and yoghurt and putting carrots in the blender that I would do anything to each something crunchy.

Stephane was wonderful to me while I was going through this past weekend. He took care of me so well. He went out and bought all kinds of organic yoghurt, pastas, soft cheeses, jello and organic soups for me. One of the soups was so delicious, but I puked in up into the sink. But it was so good that I would actually go out and buy it again even though I puked it up. Now you know it's good soup if you can puke it up and still want more.

Stephane bought this nanosilver stuff that heals wounds and helps the body to heal, plus he bought this biophoton water stuff. He was feeding me this super healthy water with nano in it with an eyedropper while he was holding me on the couch with our cat Berties.

I couldn't talk all weekend, and for those of you who know me and have met me, you'll know that this is a slightly difficult task for me to accomplish, but by virtue of my mouth being swollen almost shut it proved to be quite easy in the end for me to be quiet. Plus it hurt.

I got frustrated a lot, but Stephane was there every minute I needed him. We got the computer out in the living room so that I could communicate with him with words instead of weird gestures and humming noises with grunts every now and then. He would laugh and I would try and laugh and then I would be in pain again. And he would laugh some more. Then I would get hiccups.

When I get hiccups, I get some serious hiccups, I double over in pain from them, I don't know why they hurt so much, and why I get them so often but holy smokes are they ever crazy! My trick to get rid of them is to take a glass of water and a sharp knife and stick the knife in a glass of water and spin it clockwise really fast until I get a good swirl going on, then I put the end on the knife (not the sharp part) on my nose and chug the whole thing down. I got the hiccups a lot this past weekend. It was bloody annoying... But Stephane was always there for me.

He really is wonderful...*sigh* he even bought me sorbet and organic soy cream bars... sickeningly sweet and thoughtful he is indeed. Most people know him as this tough guy, but he's just a big teddy. :o) (don't tell him I told ya ;o)

Anyways, I don't like being sick because then all this 'stuff' that I have to do piles up into little mounds around the house... So I know that when I get better I'm going to have a lot of work to do... So I tried to sneak in a little work here and there while Stephane wasn't watching, but then he would catch me working and beat me up and tie me to the couch. no no he didn't do that! That was a joke :o) kind of, heehee, you'll never know!

Anyways I'm super glad to be back in tip-top shape. I'm still a bit swollen in the mouth but it's going down a whole bunch. So that is the update for all of you, I wanted to let you know that Stephane is fantastically wonderfully amazing and that yours truly is healing just fine thanks to Stephane..

much love

Ghita

"I Miss My Girlfriends"

Whew! It's been quite a week, a lot of things are happening over here at the IG headquarters! Spring has put things into full swing for us, working hard, eating right, exercise, and lots of love. I had ballet class today and it was fantastic, I really love it, and we have a small class which is great for reasons I'm sure you are all aware of :o) I have ballet jazz tomorrow, my teacher is fantastic and absolutely nuts, which is great for me. She knows I do ballet so she likes to push me extra hard during stretches, and let me tell you Stephane is not complaining one bit ;o)

We've been doing some IG research in the form of watching the L-word, the character Shane is quite a RockStar, and plus there is a sex scene in every episode (sweet!) Which is fantastic for me, my late game has needed a bit of work, so watching the show has made a positive impact on me. As a bonus there are a bunch of pointers that needed to be re-affirmed in my heart and brain. There is this one sex scene where you get the vibe from both girls that 'it is on', and one of them resists slightly but then the other just keeps it up and volia! Sometimes resistance just means give me more baby...

I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled out on Thursday, my mouth is apparently not big enough...Jungle King would say otherwise though, mouhahaha!

I wanted to say 'hi' to my semi-platonic girlfriends located in: France, San Francisco, Los Angeles, China and Mexico, I miss you all so much and bring me back some sand.

I love you so much

Ghita

"Day Game is NOT Night Game"

Note to Self- Day Game is not Night Game. There is no need to yell and throw a bunch of laughs her way and do all the crazy get her attention first. It's the daytime, I can take things slow, be less reaction seeking and breathe a lot more. No need to take out the ball of twine, pet butterflies and chocolate lollipops to tickle her fancy

We went out to get some sunshine and take a stroll down Mont-Royal Street. We walked by this clothing store and I saw the outline of a Barbie doll looking girl. Tres cute. We walked by and I told Stephane, and he said why don't you go back and talk to her?

So I did. I walked in (she had her back turned, I hadn't seen her face yet) and said, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like a Barbie Doll?"

It not the best opener to use, but she was super nice and said ohmygod thank you. Took me totally of guard, she was NICE! I got super nervous and as totally un-calibrated as I was told her she had great squirter dimples and she laughed and then I ran out the door with my tail between my legs...

I had totally forgotten the golden rule.

You are truly loved. (And who cares what they think)

You know when women have the waves of emotion? That was me today; I was on roller coaster ride of ups and downs. At least I was aware of it whew! I mean, I was walking before Stephane and DragonButterDave and totally in my head going through all the little things that I can do the next time I encounter a situation like the one I was in today.

Things to remember Ghita: Slow Down. It’s not a race between the tortoise and the hair, being fastest doesn't always mean you'll get there faster, remember the tortoise wins in the end?

When I'm talking to a girl, ESPECIALLY DURING THE DAY! Just ask the regular questions. You don't have to 'isolate the target and caveman her into an area of XYZ with this tactic and amogging this dude and jumping here and climbing up a tree like Dragon Butter Dave did today...'

Anyway, I've missed the spring and what it brings. It brings new life, new life for the plants and new life for me. It's a time for me to grow emotionally, perfect my new learning’s of all the past year, and see my pickup and love of women flower. It's time to let go of the insecurity, it's time for me to blossom, to become a beautiful bisexual women, to grow into my greatness, I mean, don't you know who I am?

(Holy Smokes is learning pickup ever hard on the ego. GOD I LOVE IT! When your green you grow when you're ripe you rot baby...)

Thanks for being the with me Stephane

I love you.

Ghita